Phoebe Price Barefoot (16/03/09)

From unknown beach photoshoot

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The Suit

Yes, it’s already that time of the year (for me at least).  One of my favorite things, as a natural born Hawaiian girl, is bikinis. So for a few minutes toss aside your scarves, boots, and winter coats and indulge with me as we take a preview of Victoria Secret’s 2010 swim collection. If nothing else, this post will provide eye candy. But here are my recommendations for some of their best suits for next season:

Gold Ring Bandeau Suit -$78

Featuring the lovely Alessandra Ambrossio, the bandeau top is a hit for women with smaller chests and those who want better tan lines than a traditional string or halter bikini top.  I’m not a huge fan for animal print, but this subtle and classy suit with details of gold will bring sexy to any beach.  The suit also comes in two other colors: lavender and brown.

Twist Back Halter Suit -$68

It should come to no surprise to anyone, that I like this post after my raving over back embellished tops. A very simple suit, this will make a statement by it’s unique halter and twisted detail on the back.  It comes in classic bikini colors hot pink, orange, blue, teal, black, white, and light blue.

Ring Bandeau Suit & Foldover Bottom - $39

I love this moderate throwback plaid suit.  Great for a woman who needs support and is looking for something cute and simple — not to mention affordable! It comes in other colors, but none are as good as this plaid combination.  There are also a variety of cuts for the bottoms so you can mix and match the colors and styles as you please.

That’s all I have for now since it was just a preview.  Currently, the Angels (including newly voted nobody Kylie Bisutti) are shooting the rest of the catalog and swimsuits in St. Bart’s.  I can’t wait for the new line to fully debut so I can start my California dreaming as we trek through the rest of winter.

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Bikini Swimwear

In 1946, Jacques Heim introduced the atoms, which he described as a bathing suit in the world smaller. Atoms was developed by an engineer named Louis Réard later, two months, and called it bikini, after Bikini Atoll, the site of nuclear testing in the Marshall Islands. He called this because the emotion that would advance the case, which could explode like a bomb.

In 1946, Jacques Heim introduced the atoms, which he described as a bathing suit in the world smaller. TheAtoms was developed by an engineer named Louis Réard later, two months, and called it bikini, after Bikini Atoll, the site of nuclear testing in the Marshall Islands. He called this because the emotion that would advance the case, which could explode like a bomb.

In the United States, people were asked to first buy a bikini in 1957 when Brigitte Bardot wore And God Created Woman, and in 1960, singing with Brian Hyland Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow PolkaDot Bikini hits the charts. Excitation bikini actually began in 1963 with the release of the movie, Bikini Beach. Previously, the bikini was recorded in many parts of the world, including the United States, and was also the Miss World contest in 1951 prohibited. Not been shown because of the increased amount of skin, welcomes you're wearing a bikini. Today, the bikini is seen as common in most Western countries, and is also worn by many conservative women.

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Tiger Woods Wife – Elin Nordegren Bikini Photos

We don’t know why Tiger would run around on this Beauty.

 

 

 

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Mini Micro Bikinis at Chelsey Minx!

The sexiest bikinis are here just in time for the Holidays! Our Micro Bikinis are this year’s hottest stocking stuffers!

Mini Micro Bikini - Black

The Mini G-String Micro Bikini Set includes minimal mini bikini bottom coverage with G-String back and matching slim minimal micro bikini top.  This is the ultimate in micro bikini swimwear!

The micro g-string bottoms feature triple chrome ring design and thicker waist bands for industrial strength durability.  Specially designed for a very sexy low-rise fit.

The micro mini bikini top features a slim design to reveal more.

Slightly opaque luxe fabric provides a smooth silky-soft feel.  You make it sexy! Made in the USA. Color: Black, G-String Sizes available: S/M & M/L  Micro Top is One Size fits most.

Here’s some links to get you started shopping:

Micro Bikinis by Chelsey Minx

Micro Thongs by Chelsey Minx

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Ultra Micro Thongs by Chelsey Minx

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Holiday Micro Thong Gift Sets

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Hello world!

This is me now!

I’m on a diet. Why? The weight starting creep on just over a year ago. This weight gain can be summarised by a simple equation below;

New boyfriend + happiness + food = me once size 10 + 2 dress sizes

At first the weight gain was something to revel in. Being happy enough to gain a few pounds is a nice change from constantly being worried about your appearance as us single happy go luckies do. But now the last waistband has snapped, and the final button popped around the bustier. The moment I’ve dreading has finally arrived. I grew out my skinny jeans, then I grew out of my normal jeans and now I have finally grown out of my comfy, boy cut “fat” jeans. I’m now beyond the limits of my wardrobe and that’s not good. I simply can’t afford to, and don’t wish to replace it with tents and gowns. It’s time for action.

This is the bikini body I want back!

So I’m on a diet and I’ve decided to start this diet blog to share my experience in the hope it will spur me on! The question I’ve been debating is how to best measure my success to ensure I stay on the path of trimness and don’t stray down the path of toffee apples…I just knocked up a batch tonight. Not only do I feel guilty, but also quite sick. I used quite a bit of butter, a vice of mine, but that’s another post!

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Naruto Friday! : Manga Ch. 473 & Shippuuden Ep. 137

Naruto, Chapter 473

WOW. Kishimoto wasn’t playing this week. Killer Bee and Kisame have been tussling for weeks, and today put an end to the madness.

Kisame was pushed into quite a corner last week, with Samehada, his key to invincibility, switching sides and leaguing up with Bee. This chapter opens with Kisame holding one of  Bee’s blades, and preparing to take out the fallen rapper. Too bad it wasn’t gonna work out this way.

One of my favorite aspects about manga/anime is seeing the rawest people participating in battles together. We’ve already witnessed the pure power of the Raikage during the Kage/Sasuke battle, and because of his strength, he quickly climbed my list of the most exciting characters. When he showed up during this fight to help Bee … I got hype. As if seeing Killer Bee and the Raikage on the same page isn’t exciting enough, they took it to the next level as soon as the Raikage showed up. The mighty Hoshigaki Kisame, wielder of Samehada, and called the “Monster of the Hidden Mist”, was defeated in mere seconds by a double-team attack, courtesy of the Kumogakure brothers. I literally almost dropped my coffee on my computer. CRAZY.

The rest of the chapter was pretty much a wrap-up: the Hokage’s switch-a-roo technique was concluded, Suigetsu and Juugo were inconveniently discovered as/by samurai in the Land of Iron; and Sai is going to tell Naruto the full truth of what Sakura was trying to get across a few issues ago. Overall good week — pour one out for Kisame cuz that dude is GONE!

C’mon next week!!

^Favorite Moment: Not even a question — when Killer Bee and the Raikage double-dragoned Kisame and promptly took this dude’s head off. Probably one of my all-time favorite Naruto moments, actually — glad to see such a jerk go the great sharkbowl in the sky! Peace out!!!

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Naruto Shippuuden, Episode 137

Another great episode in the pivotal fight between Sasuke and Itachi. Last week left us with an image of Sasuke’s eye being torn out by Itachi, and that’s exactly what it turned to be — an image.

The entire conflict was another genjutsu by Itachi to show Sasuke his death … the thing is, though, this wasn’t just any genjutsu — Itachi broke out the Tsukuyomi for this. Amazingly, Sasuke broke out of this — the most powerful genjutsu in Naruto — with only his regular Sharingan against Itachi’s Mangekyo. As Sasuke stands, (both eyes intact and in his head) genjutsu is rendered irrelevant, and a straight ninjutsu battle ensues. Sasuke has the upper hand, partially due to Itachi’s shock at having his most powerful illusion rendered useless, and partially because Itachi is actually going blind. After a brief stand-off, Sasuke blows the ceiling off the place (literally), and the brothers find themselves on the roof, face to face.

Looking at each other, they both unleash the basic (but still powerful) attack of the Uchiha clan, the Great Fireball technique. Flame to flame, the clash reaches a standstill … until Itachi reveals the next secret of his Mangekyo Sharingan — the almighty black flame, Amaterasu. I don’t even want to get started on explaining the raw power of this technique. The black flames burn through Sasuke’s fireball, and eventually succeed in burning him to a crisp — or so we think. Sasuke has another trick up his sleeve, and uses Orochimaru’s patented body regeneration technique to save himself from a fiery death.

As the episode ends, Sasuke unleashes a mighty flame attack into the air, and the brothers stare each other, out of chakra, waiting for each to make the next move — which Sasuke seems confident will work out to his favor, of course.

A very good episode and great animation — looks like the Naruto creators finally got the message. C’mon next week!!

Favorite Moment: Right after the Tsukuyomi is broken, Sasuke goes into ninja-mode and unleashes a Shadow Shuriken technique on his older brother. Itachi dodges it, but is tricked, as the shuriken is rigged, and at the tug of a wire by Sasuke it explodes shrapnel-style and pierces Itachi square in his leg — and this wasn’t an illusion. Trickery at its finest!

じゃあまた!

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Oh, and since I cheated ya’ll out of neglected to put up a Girls, Girls, Girls post yesterday (it was Thanksgiving, give me a break), here’s a young lady to enjoy. Go ahead and start Googling (is that a word…?)!

Marlene Favela

Indeed.

_Reverend Zombie 14.09

Humanzee … is that you?

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Miss Earth 2009: Finals

Last Sunday the winners of the Miss Earth 2009 Pageant were decided. Out of the more than 80 gorgeous environmentally conscience contestants, at least four took a shot at titles such as Miss Earth Fire, Miss Earth Water, Miss Earth Air, and most importantly Miss Earth.  Literally hundreds upon hundreds of pictures and a few videos after the jump.

BORACAY, Philippines – Brazil’s Larissa Ramos was crowned Miss Earth in the international beauty competition held Sunday in the Philippines with contestants from about 80 countries vying for the title.

The 20-year-old Larissa was born in Manaus, the capital of the northern Brazilian state of Amazonas.

Taking second place, and thus receiving the title Miss Earth-Air, was Filipino Sandra Seifert, while third place was won by Venezuela’s Jessica Barboza, a 22-year-old from Maracaibo, who received the Miss Earth-Water title.

Spain’s Alejandra Echevarria, a 20-year-old student born in Andujar, took fourth place for the Miss Earth-Fire title.   …Source

Miss Earth 2009 Coronation

More pictures here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

 

 

 

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Suitcase Holiday Special: Warm Christmas with the Folks.

My parents were never ones who fled south for the holidays (more like skiing vacations!)- but I have a feeling that may change as they grow older. As I peruse the 2010 Resort Collection, I’m hopeful that day will come soon… But I’ll still love the snowy nights at home by the fire.

{1. Oversized jersey T-shirt dress, T by Alexander Wang. 2. Beat quilted leather bag; Marc Jacobs. 3. Jersey drawstring playsuit; Alexander Wang. 4. Entrel metal bib necklace, Yves Saint Laurent. 5. Printed ruffled bikini; Jets by Jessica Allen. 6. Studded leather belt; 7. Leather passport cover; Smythson.Derek Lam. 8. Carlie multi-strap leather sandals; Loeffler Randall. 9. Rosette embellished wool sweater, Moschino Cheap and Chic 10. Keira snakeskin-print sandals; Loeffler Randall., 11. Cropped stretch cotton jeans; Michael Kors.}

Patrick Near 2 Year Deal With JR Motorsports

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Sexy Star?

It’s been confirmed that Danica Patrick is near finalizing a 2 year deal with Dale Earnhardt, Jr’s Nationwide Team.

Pieces of two articles:

Patrick is expected to make her debut with the team at Daytona next February.

Patrick signed a three-year extension with Andretti Green Racing to continue driving for the team in the Indy Racing League, which made many believe she would not enter NASCAR any time soon.

The IRL has a 17-race schedule, meaning Patrick will probably not race a full-time schedule for JR Motorsports’ Nationwide team, ESPN reports.

“Danica Watch” has been a season-long source of headlines and garage gossip in IndyCar and NASCAR throughout the 2009 season, as the 27-year-old driver made repeated trips to North Carolina to chat with potential stock car suitors, including Tony Stewart’s Stewart-Haas Racing, Michael Waltrip Racing and Hendrick Motorsports. A decision to sign with JR Motorsports would establish a direct tie to Hendrick, which supplies engines, cars and technical assistance to Earnhardt’s operation — as well as Stewart’s.

A source close to the situation characterized team owner Rick Hendrick as an “important player” in the deal

…even those who have advised her to resist the temptation to double dip admit that the potential financial windfall might be worth the grind of logistics and the learning curve of stock car racing.

Notably, GoDaddy.com is a sponsor of both Patrick and the No. 88 Chevrolet that JR Motorsports runs in the Nationwide Series. Brad Keselowski currently pilots that car, but is leaving at the end of the season to drive for Penske Racing in Sprint Cup.

Read the report here from The Sporting News and ESPN.

Lige over grænsen…

… Findes der mænd, som i de amerikanske film. Mænd, der er solbrune, veltrænede, uden hår på brystet og med de helt rigtige skægstubbe. Alle er de arbejdende mænd, med et job som naturligvis kræver en uniform – piloten, brandmanden, håndværkeren eller livredderen. Mændene er omsorgsfulde, følsomme, har glimt i øjet og så kan de synge med på Joe Cockers ”Up Where We Belong”.  Det er budskabet som Fleggaard i år, ovenpå sidste års kæmpe succes med halvnøgne/nøgne kvinder i røde bikinier og faldskærme, forsøger at lokke i os kvinder.

Mændene var solgt sidste år og en af reklamefilmene blev en viral succes og kåret som verdens bedste af Michael Arrington, den indflydelsesrige blogger fra Silicon Valley. Læs mere her

 

Virker reklamen?

Som kvinde sidder jeg tilbage og tænker – jeg har sgu da været lige over grænsen (læs i Tyskland/ Fleggaard) mange gange og de mænd har jeg aldrig set – tværtimod! Det jeg så var nok mere noget a la høj og ranglet eller lille med ølvom og pølse i hånden…

Selv synes jeg, at sidste års reklame var lige i øjet og lige til grænsen. Men årets reklame til kvinderne er i min optik lige under grænsen. Måske bliver jeg bare ikke fanget af knaldtilbuddet: Omo 6,4 kg. Color eller White til 75 kr.? Måske er der for lidt sex i reklamen, i hvert fald i forhold til sidste års reklame? Eller måske er kvinder bare ikke ligeså lette at narre, som mænd?

Det bliver interessant at følge den nye reklame og Fleggaardmændene og deres Facebookprofil. Kommer I til Fleggaard piger?

 

Dette års reklamefilm:

 

Sidste års reklamefilm kan ses her 

Vazgeçilmez Giysiler

Yüksek topuklar, siyah elbise, mini, blue jean ya da bikini… Her biri basit birer buluş gibi görünse de yüzyıllardır kadınların vazgeçilmezi olarak büyük takdiri hak ediyor.Küçük siyah elbise Kokteyl ya da gece elbisesi olarak da kullanılabilen, basit kesimli kısa siyah elbise; yani ‘little black dress’ (LBD) ilk olarak 1920′lerde Coco Chanel tarafından üne kavuşturuldu. Daha sonraki yıllarda aktris Audrey Hepburn’ün, Breakfast at Tiffany’s filminde inci kolyeleriyle tamamladığı siyah elbisesi 1960′lı yılların en popüler kıyafeti olarak akıllarda kaldı. Mini İkinci Dünya Savaşı’ndan sonra etek boyları kısalmaya başladı. Mini akımı önce Londra’da başladı. Daha sonra 1965 yılında, Andre Courreges tasarımlarıyla mini etek daha da popülerlik kazandı. Ve yeni sezonda da mikro mini elbiseler, etekler ve hatta şortlar çok moda.

Yüksek topuklar

Her kıyafetin altında çok seksi duran yüksek topuklar, duruşu da farklı gösteriyor. Aslında uzmanlar 6 cm’den 8.5 cm’e kadar olan topuk boylarını orta boy, 8.5 cm’den fazla olanları da yüksek topuk ölçüsü olarak kabul ediyor. Bu ayakkabılar bacakları daha ince ve uzun gösteriyor.

Bikini

İlk önce bugünkü görünümü kadar seksi olmayan bikiniler, kollu ve hatta yakalıydı. 1907 yılında Avustralyalı yüzücü Annette Kellerman, Amerika’ya geldiğinde kolsuz, yakasız ve kısa bikinisiyle bir devrim yarattı. Ve 1940′lar ve 1950′lerde bugünkü görünümüne kavuşan bikiniler, daha sonra farklı modelleriyle şekilden şekile girdi.

Güneş gözlüğü

Güneş gözlükleri, asıl fonksiyonu dışında, yaz-kış vazgeçilmez bir aksesuar. Gladyatör dövüşlerini seyrederken Romalı imparator Nero Rushasa’nın gözlerinde görüldüğü rivayet ediliyor. Ama o zaman hiçbir koruma fonksiyonu yokmuş. İlk polarize filtreler 1936′da kullanılırken, 1950′lerden itibaren de güneş gözlükleri modanın bir parçası olmayı başarmış.

Pantolon-ceket takımİlk olarak 19. yüzyılda Batılı erkeklerin formal kıyafeti olan pantolon-ceket takımları, 20. yüzyılın başlarında kadınlar da giydi. Gücü temsil eden bu giysi, 1970 ve 1980′lerde vazgeçilmezler arasına girmeyi başardı.

Çorap

Modanın gizli kahramanı… Çorabın geçmişi eski Yunan uygarlığına kadar uzanıyor. 16.yüzyılda William Lee isminde bir papaz, çorap örmek için bir makine geliştirdi. Çoraplar için altın yıllar, 1935′te sentetik naylonun keşfiyle başladı. 70′lere doğru, mini akımıyla külotlu çoraplar ortaya çıktı.

Blue jean

Blue jean’in kumaşı denim, 17. yüzyılda Fransa’da üretildi. Cenovalı denizcilerin bu pamuk, keten ve yün karışımı dayanıklı kumaşı sevip giysi yapmasıyla blue jean hayatımıza girdi. 1800′ler de jean dayanıklılığından ötürü, işçilerin kıyafeti haline geldi. Zamanla herkesin vazgeçilmezi oldu. Brigitte Bardot, daracık jean pantolon giyerek nasıl seksi olunabileceğini kanıtladı.

Sütyen

Sütyenin geçmişi 1950′lere dayanıyor. Hollywood yıldızlarının korselerle neredeyse boğazlarına kadar yükselen göğüsleri, akıllara göğüsleri dikleştirecek yeni bir iç çamaşırı yaratma fikrini getirdi. Böylece ilk sutyen hayatımıza girdi. Önceleri sadece belirli bedenlerde yapıldı ama zamanla göğüsleri sadece ortaya çıkarmak değil, gizlemek için de ‘minimizer’ sutyenler üretildi.

Ameican Burqa

This is something that has been pissing me off for a long time, and it pisses me off that every single woman in America isn’t pissed about this.

I’ll start illustrating my point by asking a question. Why isn’t it a federal law that Muslim women have to wear their burqas? Anyone can answer that. Separation of church and state. It’s not the government’s responsibility to enforce religious taboos with fines, jail time, or permanent criminal records. Plus, as far as the issue of enforcing the Burqas go, every American knows that being able to wear what you want is such a basic human right that it should go without saying. That’s why Americans were so pissed off that the Taliban government in Afghanistan was forcing women to cover themselves.

Now let’s test how free we are in America. Try walking down the street with no shirt on. Won’t be a problem for me. I’ll get a tan. If you’re a woman you’ll be arrested, fined, and be given a criminal record. Why? Is there a functional reason why your chest is dangerous? No. It’d take a maniac to even suggest there is. Exposing your chest is just a religious taboo that’s enforced by law. So much for basic human rights, freedom, or separation of church and state.

Ladies, next time you go to the beach take a marker and write this across your bathing suit top in big letters, “THIS IS MY BURQA.”

Celebrity Bikinis

Although most of us have to contend with a less than perfect body, we are still entitled to wearing whatever bikini we are comfortable in.  There are a variety of styles to accommodate our body shapes and sizes from the skimpy micro bikinis to the full coverage camkini or tankini bikinis. 

We don’t have to look like a model to wear a bikini.  However, I thought it would be interesting to note some of the celebrities and models in theirs.  Let’s have a look at 27 beautiful women who have all made a name for themselves in one way or another and reveal some skin in their bikinis.  They appear in alphabetical order with birth date and brief entry about how they made it into stardom.  

1. Jessica Alba was Born April 28, 1981 and made her first public appearance at the age of 13.  She has posed for various magazines and was on the cover of the May 2006 issue of Playboy. 

2. Jennifer Aniston was born February 11, 1969 and became most popular for her role in Friends.  The bikini color combination really doesn’t do her much justice.

3. Kate Beckinsale was born July 26, 1973.  Her career primarily began in 1991 when she appeared in various movie roles such as Pearl Harbor.

4. Halle Berry, born August 14, 1966, began her career in 1989 and is considered one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood.  She is one hot looking women.

5. Valerie Bertinelli, born April 23, 1960, made her public entrance through One Day at a Time in 1975. She recently was on the cover of People magazine for her accomplishments in weight loss.  Congratulations Valerie.

6. Jessica Biel was born March 3, 1982 started her career in 1996 and became popular for her role in 7th Heaven.

7. Kelly Brook, born November 23, 1979, began a modelling career at the age of 16 and has appeared in many popular magazines and has ranked among the top 10 sexiest women in the world.  Can totally see why.

8. Gisele Bundchen was born July 20, 1980.  Her interest in modelling began at the age of 13.  She is now the highest paid model world wide and was entered in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the richest supermodel.  That is quite an accomplishment.

9. Elisha Cuthbert was born in Calgary Alberta (a neighbouring province – yah) November 30, 1982 and started her television career in 1996 with Are You Afraid of the Dark.  Absolutely love her bikini.

10. Cameron Diaz, born August 30, 1972, was active in the fashion model industry beginning in 1988 at the age of 16.  Her body sizzles.

11. Katherine Heigl was born November 24, 1978 and began her acting career in 1992.  At the age of 9, she was a child model and has since appeared in many different magazines.  Sensual and seductive – very nice.

12. Kathy Ireland was born March 20, 1963. Her modelling career began at the age of 17 and was featured yearly in the Swimsuit Issue until 1996.  Very beautiful woman.

13. Scarlett Johansson, born November 22, 1984, became known in 1998 for her role in The Horse Whisperer but appeared in films as early as 1994. In 2008, her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, was released.  Sorry to say, but she really needs a tan.

14. Kim Kardashian was born October 21, 1980. She appeared in Playboy in 2007 while her acting career launched in 2008.  Great looking body.

15. Beyonce Knowles was born September 4, 1981 and became well known in the music industry 1997 but had been actively singing since 1993 with Destiny’s Child. She also began appearing in the film industry in 2001.  Very sexy.

16. Evangeline Lilly was born in Fort Saskatchewan Alberta (another Canadian) on August 3, 1979. She appeared on Television in 2002 and in the film industry in 2003 but became most popular with the series Lost in 2004.  She too could use a tan and a bikini style that would camouflage her boyish figure.

17. Lindsay Lohan, born July 2, 1986, started as a child fashion model at the age of 3 and began making television appearances at the age of 10. She also decided to branch into the music industry and released her first album in 2004.

18. Christina Milian was born September 26, 1981 also known as Christine Flores.  She made her public debut through commercials at the age of 9.  In 2002, her musical talents were revealed and in 1996 began making appearances in the film industry.  She is a hot looking lady.

19. Sienna Miller, born December 28, 1981, rounded out her career with acting, modelling and fashion designing which began in 2001.

20. Heidi Montag was born September 15, 1986 and is active in reality television and the music industry.   Her role in Laguna Beach in 2005 was the beginning of her career.  Great bikini.

21. Audrina Patridge, born May 9, 1985, was also involved in reality television and acting.  Her career took off in 2006 after the show The Hills was aired.  I think pink is a great color on her.

22. Denise Richards, born February 17, 1971, started appearing in films in 1993.  Her fashion modelling career began out of high school before her presence on television.

23. Tara Reid, born November 8, 1975, began acting at the age of 9. She starred in afterschool specials throughout her teens.  In 1998, she shifted into the movie industry.  Personally, I think she’s too skinny.

24. Nicolette Sheridan was born November 21, 1963.  Her acting career launched in 1984 but wasn’t really noticed until 1986 for her role in Knots Landing.  I totally love her character in Desparate Housewives.  Looks great at the age of 45.

25. Britney Spears was born December 2, 1981 and is most commonly known throughout the music industry.  She debuted on Star Search in 1992 but didn’t release her first single until 1998. She was also seen in the film industry as early as 1991.

26. Charlize Theron, born August 7, 1975, made her way into modelling at the age of 16 which evolved into a career in acting in 1995.  She could use a bikini that gives her a little more volume on top to balance out her petite figure.

27. Laura Vandervoort was born in Toronto, Ontario September 22, 1984.  Her acting career began at the age of 13.  She has appeared in several commercials and became more popular in the film industry in 1997.  Her bikini choice looks great for her body size and shape.

So, there we have it.  Some of the hottest celebrities in bikinis.  If you had to pick the top three, who would they be?  

Statistical data obtained through Wikipedia.

Bayan Lazer Epilasyon

epilasyon

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON ÖNCESİ DİKKAT EDİLMESİ GEREKENLER;

Bayanlar, lazer epilasyon yaptırmaya başlamadan üç hafta öncesine kadar kökten kıl almamaları gerekir.

Lazer epilasyona gelmeden önce aşırı uzamış olan kıllar varsa yüzde makas yardımı ile, vücutta jilet ile kısaltılmış olmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon uygulanmadan iki hafta öncesine kadar aşırı güneşte kalınmaması ve solaryuma girilmemesi gerekir.

Lazer epilasyon yapılacak olan bölgedeki kıllarda sarartma yapılmaması gerekir.

Lazer epilasyon yapılacak olan bölge temiz olmalı ve makyajsız olmalıdır.

Son altı ay içerisinde roaccutane kullanmış olan bayanlara lazer epilasyon yapılmaz.

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON YAPILAN BÖLGELER

Bacak
Kol
Koltukaltı
Bikini Bölgeleri
Genital Bölge
Göbek
Yüz

(Göz çukuru haricinde tüm bölgelere uygulanabilir.)

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON SEANS BİLGİLERİ

Bayanlarda vücut bölgeleri lazer epilasyonu 4 ila 6 seans, yüz bölgesi lazer epilasyonu ise ortalama 6 ila 12 seans sürmektedir.

Bayanlarda ortalama seans süreleri;

Kol (20dk.)
Tüm Bacak (45dk.)
Yarım Bacak (20dk.)
Genital (20dk.)
Koltukaltı (5dk.)
Göğüs ucu (5dk.)
Tüm vücut (1,5 saat)
Tüm yüz (10dk.)
Dudak üstü (5dk.)
Çene (5dk.)

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON SONRASI DİKKAT EDİLMESİ GEREKENLER;

Bazı bayanların cildi hassas bir yapıya sahip olabilir. Hassas cilt yapısına sahip bayanlarda lazer epilasyon sonrası hafif kızarıklıklar oluşabilmektedir. Ancak bu durum bir gün içerisinde normale dönmektedir.

Lazer epilasyon uygulamasından sonra hafif bir duş alınabilir, ancak vücudu tahriş edebilecek uygulamalardan (kese, peeling gibi) bir hafta süreyle uzak kaçınılmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon uygulandıktan sonra üç gün süre ile yoğun güneş ışığından korunulmalı, güneşe çıkılacaksa koruma faktörlü kremler kullanılmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon seanslarına düzenli olarak gelinmeli ve uzmanların tavsiyelerine mutlaka uyulmalıdır.

Eva Longoria: Diet And Workout

Of all the Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria spends the most time in a bikini, lingerie or sometimes just a towel, and occasionally not even that. If you are planning to attain a curvaceous and toned body like Eva Longoria, then you should lead a healthy lifestyle, as follows.

Nutrition Plan
Eva Longoria doesn’t diet, she simply eats healthy foods. She loves to snack on fresh fruits and vegetables. She admits to enjoying such …

read more

http://www.sevafrica.com/HealthWellness/Eva-Longoria.shtml

Sophie Monk On Her Grind

For those that don’t know who this babe is, she is Sophie Monk. Sophie is from Australia and started out as a singer in the girl band Bardot and then broke away Timberlake style and started her own solo career. She then went into film and now she can currently be seen on your computer screen. Do you need to know any more about her? Not right now you don’t. All you need to know is that sugar looks good on rollerblades.

Yaxeni Takes a Micro-Bikini Break!

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Kim Kardashian swears off Sex Tapes

Over the last few months, Kim Kardashian has been shoved out
of the spotlight by her own family.
Sister Khloe got married to Lamar Odom;
sister Kourtney got impregnated by Scott Disick.

As she struggles to recapture headlines, many have naturally wondered:
Will Kim star in another sex tape?

Kim Kardashian sex tapes

After all, her publicized banging of Ray J is the reason
Kim and her family have risen to such annoying levels of fame.

However, in the November issue of Cosmopolitan, Kardashian has bad news
for horny young men everywhere. Asked about her amateur porn career, she said:
“I was devastated, but when something negative happens,
I pick myself up and move on… and I don’t make the same mistake twice.”

Then again, this could simply imply Kim will be on top next time.
Meanwhile, Kim appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last week;
ironically, the interview took place during the same night Dave
revealed his former relationship with Stephanie Birkitt.

During the program, Kardashian defended her step-brother Brody…
and the African diamond industry.
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College Girls Go Hoochie Again!!

The day approacheth, when shadows grow long, lost spirits roam the earth, and the comely young maidens of the learned places doth remove their vestments…

…To reveal their flesh and don the guises of the women of easy virtue…

Halloween Hoochie Girls!

Yes, and now that it’s almost Halloween, College Girls are getting ready to dress like hookers once again.

And can you tell that the editor of the GoHoochie blog just saw Jude Law playing Hamlet?

Las tetas de Gabriella (Renee O' Connors)

¡Ahhh, aquellos buenos tiempos noventeros y sus clasicas series! Una de las que mas me gustaban, tanto por la historia como por la mamis que aparecian ahi, era la de Xena, la princesa guerrera. Ella y su ¿amiga, compañera, amante, esposa, esclava sexual? llamada Gabrielle inspiraban una que otra chaquetita. Ya para recordarla, aqui les traemos unas fotitos donde Renee O’ Connor, que interpretaba a Gabrielle, presumia con un tremendo escote sus suculentas y jugosas tetas, que hacian las delicias de los televidentes. Gracias Renee, aqui en tiranemelaneta no te olvidamos…

New swimmies

We were out at Parkway Parade yesterday afternoon doing a spot of window shopping post-lunch when I spotted swim-wear going for $5 a piece.

Yes, FIVE DOLLARS a piece. HOW INSANELY CHEAP IS THAT?!

I went closer to take a look and realised that they were from Sunseeker Australia. Wow. So it wasn’t some cheap bikini. These were good stuff! I’m quite sure they were from the past season or something but who cares? They were FIVE DOLLARS a piece.

I quickly got into the swing of things and found these 2 sets that are just PERFECT for our upcoming beach holiday in Phuket:

Original price – Bottom: $31.50, halter top: $40.95

Original price – Bottom: $44.10, tube top: $42

I still cannot believe how cheap they cost me. WHAT A BARGAIN

Wicked Weasel Marika

Wicked Weasel Bikini Model Marika
Hard to find images of the very sexy, extremely beautiful and  highly attractive Wicked Weasel model Marika. Thanks to Jim for the information. Visit his site on Flickr to see more. As always, we’d like to know which photo in this set is your favorite. Please leave a comment.

If you haven’t been, be sure to visit Marika’s first page, and if  you are a member of Facebook stop by our group and join in!

Halloween: The "Hoochie 'Holy' Season..."

Now, everyone knows that December is known as the Holy Season, and rightfully so. But to us at GoHoochie, we like to think of Halloween as another kind of “holy season,” too…

College Girls + Halloween = GoHoochie Holiday!

The reason why we call Halloween a “holy season” is because, when we see these 20′ish gals cavorting in all kinds of supersexy stripper-wear in the name of the holiday, we frequently exclaim…. “Holy @$^%!”

Country Girls Go Hoochie for Halloween!

We’d also like this holiday to includes some gift-giving, but what we want, we probably can’t get. Oh well. …

Check out our array of lovely “Hoochies” at our Clipstore!

Photos Bikini and Lingerie Models

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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Runes and Moons

Zazzle!

Angelic Verses

DeviantArt

Rumors of Angels

LuLu

CafePress

Luck

Digital Art

Angel Sightings

Cyber Rainbows

Selling Rainbows

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Yaxeni Wants To Know If HER Skirt Is Short Enough, Too!

When Yaxeni saw our post about Jessica, she called us and said she wanted a “butt-shot” of her own curvy junk to appear next! So, eager and anxious to oblige our little Brazilian Sex Goddess, we uploaded the following shot….!

Yaxeni's Idea of a "Kinda-Short" Skirt

 Just for the record, Yaxeni said that this skirt wasn’t short enough, and she promised to wear something even shorter next time! Check her out at the GoHoochie Clip Store to see alot more of this sexy temptress!

Yaxeni, are you happy now? Call us!

VERANO 2009 (5ª parte): vacaciones en familia, 20 de agosto

El plan básico de toda esa semana para mí era aprovechar para estar fuera de casa con Lucas. Por la mañana el peque se pega a la Wii con pegamento. Así que la forma de separarle de ella es comer muy pronto y pasar toda la tarde en la playa. Él con sus amiguetes y yo de charla con las madres de ellos, tomando el sol. Aparte de algunas miradas, desde lejos, al grupo de madres, y de notar que una de ellas me odia por tener el culo que tengo, poco espacio para más. Son momentos de aprovechar y ser madre al 100%, y de paso dejar a mi marido que se vaya a pescar con su padre y su hermano José Luis.

Días de paz. Supuestamente.

*La merienda

El jueves tardamos más en comer de lo normal, y llegamos tarde a la playa. No encontramos a sus amiguetes, así que estuvimos un rato jugando a las raquetas y otro rato en el agua. Es un niño que se porta muy bien, y como llevaba toda la semana sin dar un problema, le di un premio: la PSP de su hermana Tere, el objeto que más codicia. Le dejé jugar a la consola mientras yo leía al sol, hasta la hora de darle la merienda: bocadillo y fruta.

Me incorporé y saqué la merienda de la bolsa. El que tiene hijos sabe que, cuando están con los videojuegos, pueden perder totalmente de vista el mundo que les rodea. Así estaba Lucas, con la PSP y los auriculares puestos: podría haber una explosión y no se enteraría. Decidí transigir, en premio a su comportamiento durante todas las vacaciones, y me preparé para darle la merienda con paciencia, de rodillas sobre la toalla, cortándole a trocitos su bocadillo favorito: doble de Nocilla en pan de molde grande, que el iba comiendo sin apartar sus sentidos de la pantalla. Justo al empezar, vi dos sombras pasar justo detrás de mi espalda, desde la derecha, y escuché, claramente:

-¡Joder, qué culito!

Las mujeres sabemos perfectamente cuando una frase de ese tipo va dirigida a nosotras. Tenemos un radar para ello, y esa frase no hablaba de un “culito” cualquiera, sino de “mi culito”. Me puse tensa, porque mi hijo estaba al lado, aunque como los auriculares y yo sabía que no escuchaba nada. Con el rabillo del ojo seguí las sombras alejándose por mi izquierda, y, al tenerlos en mi campo de visión, vi que eran dos chicos muy jovencitos. Por la edad, podrían perfectamente ser alumnos míos. Venían de darse un baño, y noté que me miraban directamente, así que disimulé y seguí con la merienda de Lucas, fingiendo ignorarles.

Para mi sorpresa, se pararon a unos cinco metros, sin dejar de mirarme, y se sentaron en la arena. Mirando directamente hacia mí. Ahora me veían de frente, y a la distancia podía escucharles sin dificultad:

-¡Pues mira vaya tetas, joder, qué tetas más ricas!

Los chavales, sin pizca de vergüenza, se habían sentado delante de mí para ver el espectáculo. Yo, de rodillas en la toalla, con mi bikini blanco, las dos manos ocupadas en la merienda, les daba la visión ideal. Y encima, con comentarios. Hablaban bajo, pero no tanto para no oír cada cosa que decían. Estaba muy nerviosa. Pensaba en irme de allí, cuando empezó el debate:

-Debe ser la hermana mayor…

-(Susurros) ¡Qué dices, coño! Es la madre.

-¿Cómo va a ser la madre, tío? Es muy joven.

-Que sí, hazme caso. No ves que el niño se parece a ella.

-(Burla) Mira que listo. Si es su hermana también se parece a ella…

-¿Tu hermana de daba la merienda así? ¡Que no, coño! Es joven, pero es la madre.

-¡Joder! (susurros) Pues está buenísima, yo quiero una madre así.

-No seas cerdo. Es mejor que sea la madre de otro…

-¡Wow! Yo tengo una madre así y me mato a pajas…

Ellos pensaban que no les escuchaba. Quizás al ver los cables de los auriculares pensaban que los llevaba puestos. El caso es que, aunque hablaban bajo, yo les escuchaba. Y desde luego, me sentí halagada porque me vieran tan joven. Cuando eres madre, que te consideren una madre que “está buenísima” es el mejor piropo del mundo, con diferencia. Seguí fingiendo que no les escuchaba, dándole la merienda a mi concentradísimo hijo.

-¡Mira qué tetas tiene!

-Las debe tener durísimas…

-(Susurros) Mira, tío, se le marcan los pezones un huevo…

Noté que era cierto. Miré de reojo, mientras cortaba otro trozo de pan de molde con Nocilla para dárselo a Lucas, y vi que mis pezones estaban más duros que antes.

-¡Wow! Los tiene oscuritos…

-Claro, después de preñadas se les ponen más grandes y oscuros. ¿Ves como es la madre?

-Coño, pues las madres de mis amigos no eran así.

-Ya me gustaría que me diera a mí el bocadillo…

-(Susurros) Pues a mí me gustaría meterle la polla entre las tetas…

Estaba realmente nerviosa. Y muy excitada. Era extraño, nunca me había sentido excitada con mi hijo tan cerca, y menos por algo parecido. Pero ahora lo estaba. Y al saber que él, concentrado en la PSP, no se enteraba de lo que decían de su madre, el morbo iba a más.

Con el calor, y los nervios que estaba pasando, la Nocilla derretida me había pringado los dedos. En un movimiento reflejo, empecé a chuparme los dedos para limpiarla, y escuché a los chicos resoplar. Les excitaba ver como me chupaba los dedos con chocolate. Lógico. Algo en mi interior me empujó a hacerlo un poco más despacio, dándoles el gusto.

-(Susurros) Coño, me estoy poniendo malo.

-Yo le dejaba chupármelo todo.

-(Susurros) ¡Calla, tío, que se me está poniendo dura!

-Ya, ya… Pero imagínate ponerla a chupar…

Con las manos temblorosas por lo que acababan de decir, terminé con el bocadillo. Estaba realmente temblando, de una rara mezcla de nervios y morbo. Y empezaba a notarme humedecer. Sin saber bien qué hacer con las manos, de forma refleja me coloqué bien el bikini. Primero la braguita y luego el sujetador.

-¡Joder, qué tetas tiene la muy zorra!

-Lo va a reventar…

Azorada, solté el bikini. Quizás de forma demasiado brusca. Seguía tratando de disimular. Lo mejor era terminar con la merienda. Y el postre de la merienda era un plátano. Los dobles sentidos venían hechos. Lo saqué y lo pelé, para dárselo a Lucas. A partir del primer trozo no quiso más, y yo no estaba precisamente para convencerlo en ese momento. Me lo comí yo, y eso les dio más material para comentar.

-Mira, mira, mira…

-Joder, no puede ser… Yo también tengo un plátano para que me lo coma.

-(Susurros) Coño, para mí que nos oye y lo hace aposta.

-(Susurros) ¡Qué dices! Hay que ser muy puta para oírnos y seguir ahí.

Con eso me remataron, definitivamente. Me notaba muy mojada, y apenas podía seguir disimulando. Le puse la camiseta a Lucas para marcharnos, y luego me até el pareo.

-Qué pena, se van…

-Lástima, me gustaría verle las tetas…

-(Susurros) ¡Coño, sí! Y a mí, no te jode…

No pude evitarlo. Quería hacerlo. Saqué de la bolsa la parte de arriba del bikini naranja. Siempre llevo bikini de repuesto, y necesitaba urgentemente una excusa. Todavía de rodillas en la toalla, no me lo pensé. Si me lo pensaba, no lo hacía.

Me quité sin prisa el sujetador, y dejé mis tetas al aire para que las pudieran ver. Tenía los pezones muy duros y en punta. Sin prisa, pero sin pausa, me puse la parte de arriba del otro bikini. Fueron sólo unos diez segundos de mis tetas al aire, pero sabía que esos chicos tenían para hacerse pajas toda su vida.

Al hacer aquello, seguramente confirmé sus sospechas de que les escuchaba.

“Hay que ser muy puta para oírnos y seguir ahí”, dijeron.

Pero no pude evitarlo.

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ad.ultera@ymail.com

Yaxeni Starring in: "Bikinis Are Forever!"

Right at the very end of a GoHoochie.com shoot, when she was getting tired and the shadows on the skyscrapers outside were getting long, the super-hot Yaxeni stretched out in a tiny pink bikini— the same one she’d been wearing to drive the crew crazy through the shoot.

Yaxeni in Pink

Here she was, shaking her goods, in the same micro-bikini just half an hour before. We gotta hire this hottie again, soon! Check out our Clips4Sale Store to see more!

Showing Off Her Assets!

The wonderful thing about Yaxeni is, if you ask her to show you how that little bikini looks from the back, she has no problem doing just that!

VERANO 2009 (4ª parte): vacaciones en familia, del 17 al 19 de agosto

*Amigos de Teresa y Beatriz

Llegó la segunda semana de vacaciones. Mis cuñados (salvo José Luis) se volvieron a su casa, pero llegaron los amigos de Tere y Bea: María y Zoraida, dos amigas encantadoras de mi hijastra pequeña, que iban a dormir en su cuarto, y Jennifer, Malena, Mikel y Fernando, cuatro amigos de la mayor que se acomodaron en las habitaciones de los cuñados que acababan de irse, las chicas compartiendo una y los dos chicos en las otras dos, como marqueses. Jennifer y Malena son las dos amigas inseparables de la mayor. No creo que tenga muchas más amigas: yo también sé lo que es pasar la juventud siendo atractiva y perdiendo amistades.

A Mikel ya le conocía de haberlo visto alguna vez por casa. Un chico con cara de inteligente, muy amigo de Bea, quizás sea su chico. Al otro chico, Fernando, el hermano de Malena, era al único que no conocía. Se notaba que era algo más joven que los otros, por su actitud, más callado y tímido. En el momento que llegaron yo estaba tomando el sol con mi bikini amarillo. Los dos chicos me miraron bastante. Mikel nunca me había visto en bikini, y me hizo el reconocimiento completo, y Fernando era la primera vez que me veía. Sé que les causé impacto, porque luego sus amigas se metieron con ellos al respecto cuando pensaban que yo no les oía. Con ellos hubo pocos roces, porque se pasaron todos los días fuera de casa, y yo también, ejerciendo de madre. Pero era indudable que, aunque se mantenían a cierta distancia, les gustaba cada vez que me encontraban por la casa en bikini.

*Café

A Juanjo le encanta aparentar, sobre todo cuando trata con gente relacionada con su trabajo. Desde que restauramos la casona, siempre invita a amigos o socios del sector, para presumir de su casa y su status, porque muchos de ellos veranean en esa misma zona. Este año reservó una tarde para traer a unos nuevos socios a tomar café al jardín, de forma más íntima.

Yo ya llevaba muchos días con el morbo cotidiano, los roces de mis cuñados, las miradas de mi suegro y las indirectas de José Luis. Con todo ello, viendo que mi marido lo consideraba normal, me apetecía dar un paso más, ver hasta dónde llegaba en su gusto por exhibirme. Sus colegas eran perfectos, él nunca querría quedar mal delante de ellos.

La casona estaba vacía, porque Juanjo había pedido a todos que salieran a pasear para que no estuvieran en casa al llegar sus invitados. Todo por aparentar. Yo esperé en la cocina, como siempre, de manera que mi marido no pudo saber que yo me había cambiado de ropa, para ponerme mi diminuto bikini negro de tanga. No  lo supo hasta que me vio salir a servirles el café a los cinco en la mesita del jardín. Y con ellos presentes, yo sabía que no diría nada.

Allí estaba yo, en tanga delante de amigos de mi marido. Con minitanga y sirviéndoles el café en una mesita baja. Al agacharme, más de una vez llegué a temer que los pechos se salieran del pequeño bikini. Cuando me incorporaba notaba que el que estaba detrás de mí en cada momento siempre tenía los ojos desorbitados de haber estado perdiéndose en mis nalgas desnudas. Porque, realmente, con un tanga las nalgas están totalmente desnudas.

-Esta es mi mujer, Julia – me presentó mi marido, titubeando un poco, pero disimulando.

Se incorporaron para saludarme adecuadamente. Alguno de ellos, con problemas, porque bajo sus pantalones de verano se sospechaba cierta actividad. Fui dando dos besos a cada uno, contoneándome sin rubor, excitadísima por la situación, leyendo en su mirada una frase muy nítida: “Joder con la mujer de Juanjo”. Eso decían los ojos de cada uno de ellos. Y yo encantada. Terminé la ronda de saludos, y me despedí, quedando a su servicio:

-Si necesitáis alguna otra cosa, estaré dentro – dije, antes de irme, meneando mis nalgas.

Hice tres visitas más, para llevarles pastas, unos canapés, y más café. Cada vez mi marido se ponía más azulado. Pero luego, cuando ellos se fueron, no me dijo absolutamente nada. Y eso a pesar de que, por segunda vez en mi vida, se había puesto celoso.

Y ambas veces con el mismo bikini como culpable principal. Todo un éxito estadístico.

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ad.ultera@ymail.com

VERANO 2009 (3ª parte): vacaciones en familia, del 8 al 16 de agosto

Heredé una casona típica, grande, cerca de la playa. Estaba ruinosa, pero mi marido, que para algo es constructor, la reformó a precio de coste. Ahora es la envidia de todos nuestros conocidos, y los parientes y amigos se suelen auto-invitar. Cada año es parecido. Me gusta, soy sociable. Y este año, además, sería también distinto, porque vería las visitas desde otro punto de vista.

Momento para explorar el “morbo doméstico”.

Mi marido no es celoso. Siempre le ha gustado lucirme, de manera que el hecho de tenerle en casa no coartaba para nada mi libertad para vestirme como quisiera, aunque hubiera visitas de parientes o amistades. Siempre y cuando la cosa no pase de ahí, lógicamente. Lo aproveché, como forma de poner pimienta a estas semanas, buscando los límites dentro de la normalidad, y aprovechando que tuvimos un agosto todavía más caluroso de lo normal como excusa perfecta.

Tere (17) y Bea (19) siempre han sido solidarias para cuidar de su hermanastro. Lo siguen siendo ahora que él empieza a ser mayor. Aunque todavía no puede bajar solo a la playa. Como además iban a recibir visitas de amigos, acordé que la primera semana se llevaran a Lucas a la playa, y luego, cuando estuvieran sus amigos, ya lo haría yo. No significa que tuviera libre esa primera semana. Al revés, porque por casa va desfilando la familia y hay que ocuparse. La primera semana estaría sobre todo en casa, y la segunda volcada en entretener al niño fuera.

*Mi suegro

Normalmente, mi suegro es el primero en llegar a la casona, porque le encanta el lugar. Hasta tal punto que ha comentado en algunas ocasiones que le interesaría comprármela, a lo que yo me he negado siempre. Como además está prejubilado desde el año pasado, tiene mucho tiempo libre, y le gusta disfrutarlo aprovechando que tiene una salud extraordinaria.

El patriarca es la viva imagen de sus herederos. Decir de él que es un viejo verde es quedarme corta. Como si fuera el padre de Julio Iglesias, aprovechando que no aparenta los sesenta años que está a punto de cumplir, pero que sí aparenta ser un tipo con dinero, suele tontear con jovencitas, con mucho éxito. Actualmente tiene una novia alemana de treinta y pocos, pero no la trajo con él a las vacaciones familiares porque la chica estaba visitando a su familia.

Es normal que se echase novia alemana. Siempre dice que le gustan las rubias, y desde que me conoció, nunca se ha contenido en piropearme de forma habitual. Recuerdo que la primera vez que lo vi me dijo: “Oye, si te cansas del tonto de mi hijo, vente conmigo”. Me lo dijo con toda la naturalidad, con media familia delante. Poniendo cara de bromista, claro. Pero de broma, ninguna. Y ese es el tono que usa siempre conmigo: como si fuera broma, pero diciendo las cosas bastante claras. Reconozco que es un caballero, y nunca se pasa de la línea de lo galante, y por eso creo que siempre he sido especialmente amable y cariñosa con él.

Este año se comportó más contenido de lo normal, imagino que porque ahora tiene su propia rubia treintañera. Aún así, dejó algunas frases dignas de su carácter, sobre todo una:

-¿Cómo no voy a querer pasar unos días con vosotros pudiendo ver a Julia por casa en bikini?

Esto lo dijo la primera tarde, mientras le servía un café con mi bikini verde de flores, y después de dedicarle a mi canalillo una mirada de varios segundos sin pestañear. Sonreí amablemente, porque sinceramente sus piropos siempre me halagan. Y como mi marido nunca osaría llamarle la atención a su propio padre, es una forma segura de que me suban el ego.

*Parientes

El resto de la familia de mi marido es enorme. Podría montar un equipo de baloncesto con mis cuatro cuñados. En carácter, todos se parecen más o menos a mi marido, que a su vez se parece a su padre: tradicionales pero casanovas. El bagaje de esa idiosincrasia familiar es tremendo: mi marido es el único casado, pero en segundo matrimonio, mientras que entre los demás hay otros dos divorciados (con hijos) y dos solteros (también con hijos). No son sólo hombres: tienen dos hermanas, las dos casadas (de momento), pero normalmente suelen acercarse por la casona sólo de visita. Por el contrario, mis cuatro cuñados no perdonan un solo verano sin venir, y se quedan a dormir al menos una semana.

Tenerles por casa es agotador física y mentalmente. Son fiesteros y bromistas, pero sobre todo, les gustan las mujeres, y parece que yo especialmente: no desperdician un minuto para mirarme o incluso rozarse conmigo en los pasillos, aunque siempre cuidan de no propasarse. La diferencia este año era que yo estaba preparada para contraatacar en su terreno. Aunque otra diferencia es que, desde los divorcios de dos de ellos, ahora soy la única mujer que pasa estas dos semanas con ellos en casa, aparte de mis hijastras. Recibimos visitas de primas y algunos primos con sus mujeres, pero básicamente toda la tensión sexual de estos cuatro la soporto yo sola.

*Mi cuñado José Luis

El más singular de todos mis cuñados es José Luis. Treintañero, melenudo, aire canalla, vividor, sin apenas relaciones estables, aunque tuvo un hijo con su secretaria. Un fenómeno. Ya se sabe que, dentro de las familias, cuando te cuelgan una etiqueta es imposible que te la quiten. La etiqueta de José Luis dice que, a pesar de su actitud, tiene un corazón de oro y es el mejor hermano de sus hermanos. Haga lo que haga, nadie se lo va a echar en cara. Y menos que nadie, mi marido, pues al parecer José Luis le ayudó durante el divorcio de Cecilia: es un abogado excelente, e hizo mucho en el tema de la custodia de las niñas.

La patente de corso que tiene José Luis para hacer lo que le da la real gana ha tenido siempre un objetivo preferente: yo.

Desde antes de casarme con su hermano, José Luis no se corta un pelo conmigo. No es simplemente que me mire hasta hartarse, y con intenciones, o que alguna vez se roce accidentalmente, porque eso lo hacen sus hermanos también: es que “Joselu” no se corta en comentarlo todo en voz alta, lanzándome piropos y demás frases propias de un albañil curtido. Y con mi marido delante, claro, porque como tiene buen corazón, nadie le recrimina que lo haga. Además, sus piropos no son como los de mi suegro, que al fin y al cabo es un señor de cierta edad y eso se nota en su estilo. Al principio de entrar en la familia, me abochornaba e incomodaba esa actitud. Pero reconozco que en los últimos años ha empezado a darme morbo que se tome esas libertades conmigo, aunque sigo manteniendo con él una relación muy tensa, para aparentar.

*Cocina

Me gusta cocinar. Afortunadamente, porque en estos días de vacaciones, me toca cocinar más que en todo el resto del año, aunque sean platos de verano sin mucha elaboración. Mis hijastras y una prima de mi marido ayudan, pero la cocina es mi reino en estos días de vacaciones. En los últimos años mis cuñados muestran un repentino interés por ayudar en la cocina, especialmente José Luis, que se deja caer mucho, casualmente siempre que estoy yo sola.

Normalmente estoy en camisola o vestido ligero en la cocina. Pero este año decidí aprovechar la excusa del calor para pasarme el día en bikini. Bikini, pero con delantal. Una imagen muy sugerente que no pasó desapercibida para ninguno de mis cuñados. La misma tarde que llegó, nada más verme haciendo unos canapés vestida con esa ropa, José Luis me soltó:

-Joder, cuñada, que sexy te pones para hacer la comida.

-Hace mucho calor, pepelu – le respondí, usando el diminutivo que más le molesta.

-Normal, como no va a hacer calor con ese cuerpazo – contraatacó él, para dominar la charla.

-Anda, no hables tanto, y ven a ayudar – le invité a acercarse.

Se lavó las manos y se puso a colaborar en los canapés y la ensalada. Aunque todo el rato sus ojos se iban a mi canalillo, y estaba bastante más cerca de mí de lo necesario para cocinar. Cada vez que yo me movía, notaba sus dos ojos en mi culo, y reconozco haberme contoneado un poco al hacerlo. Él no perdió ocasión y yo me aproveché.

-Mira para lo que estás haciendo, ¿no?

-Joder, Julia, es que tienes un culito que no puedo mirar otra cosa.

Cocinando en bikini conseguí que me ayudase en la cocina durante todas las vacaciones.

*La gran comida del domingo

La madre de todas las tradiciones dice que el domingo de vacaciones los cinco hermanos y el patriarca se van a pescar de mañana en la lancha de un amigo. Mientras tanto, yo me quedo sola y tranquila en casa, y preparo una gran ensalada de fruta que les encanta, con unas cuantas tortillas para acompañar lo que ellos hayan pescado. Hacemos esta comida, muy campera y veraniega, en el jardín de la casona, donde suele pegar muy fuerte el sol. Esa fue mi excusa, el sol.

Forcé un poco la máquina, sirviendo la comida en bikini. Me puse mi bikini dorado, para que fuese todavía más llamativo. Nunca antes había servido la comida a mis cuñados estando en bikini. Incluso este año, que cocinaba en bikini, me ponía una camisola para comer. Así que era novedad para ellos y para mí. Paseándome entre ellos, sirviendo la comida, notando roces de mis muslos o nalgas contra sus brazos u hombros, la situación era entre embarazosa y excitante. Mi marido la dio por normal, afortunadamente.

Me senté a comer entre mi cuñado Javier y mi suegro. A Javi, que probablemente sea el más tímido de los cinco hermanos, se le hacían los ojos chiribitas de mirarme. Mi suegro, más amable conmigo que nunca, estuvo toda la comida charlando animadamente, haciéndome bromas. Y cada vez que se reía, me plantaba suavemente su mano derecha en mi muslo izquierdo. Cuando acabó la comida, todos mis cuñados se prestaron voluntarios a ayudarme a recoger la mesa y llevar las cosas a la cocina.

No hay nada como ir semidesnuda. Dispara la solidaridad en las tareas domésticas.

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My 2010 Bikini Babes Calendar Release Party!

Hi everyone!

My 2010 Bikini Babes Calendar Release Party is finally near! It will be on Oct 10th at 10pm at Green Door in LA. Me and the other featured calendar models going to be signing the calendars and have party with all our fans and friends. It’s going to be hot and fun, so come out and celebrate lunching of my calendar and have fun partying with us! For guest list, please text 310.400.4002 or email at freddie@freddieavila.com. Thanks. Hope to see you all there!

xoxo

Christine

Fred, You Look Good In Your Moms Bikini!

A San Francisco group billing itself as “the best in LGBT media” is claiming hundreds of public schools in California have signed up to show its films and use accompanying discussion materials.  One film features a boy “coming out” by wearing his mother’s bikini.  Another film incorporates Native American spiritualism to cast LGBT (lesbian, gay bisexual and transgender) persons as “two-spirit” people.

The films and school materials are being distributed by Youth in Motion, a partnership between Frameline and Gay-Straight Alliance Network.  YIM can be accessed at  http://frameline.org/youthinmotion/index.html (warning: may contain offensive content).  The films are accompanied by a “curriculum guide” and “action guide.”  Among other things, the guides encourage students to question whether religious and cultural celebrations, such as Jewish bar mitzvahs, wrongly discourage homosexual and transgender lifestyles.

The list of schools claimed to use these materials include scores of high schools throughout the state, as well as a few middle and junior high schools, and at least one elementary school in San Leandro, California.  While many of the affected schools are located in the Bay Area and Southern California, other regions – including the Sacramento area and small communities in the Central Valley and the Sierras – are also affected.

"Super" Mega-Post Japanese Models/Idols

“Super” Mega-Post

Some of the images may be more risqué than our usual posts, yet still Non-nude. They were found in a mislabeled folder on GravureIdol’s hard drive. Enjoy.

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Beach Candids

Beach Candids

Candid – a photograph taken that was not posed or rehearsed; un-posed informal photo

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Mega Post (formerly shown as Exclusive Content on Zimbio.com)

These photos were posted on Zimbio for months and then they were deleted because someone said one or more were inappropriate. The exact message reads, “This area may contain mature content that is not suitable for younger users and therefore has been removed from Zimbio.”

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Woolamai

Dear Reader,

Princess decided it’d be a great idea to help Tess feel more a part of our household if we all went away for a few days together.

I suggested that it’d make her feel more a part of the household if she stayed in the household for a couple of days.

So Princess harrumphed and said how typical of me not to want to go away cos i’m such a homebody (that’s the OCD, dear Reader) and so on and so forth.

So i said that fine, let’s go to The Island for a few days, then.

Princess nearly fainted. She checked four times that i really meant it.

“Sure, we could get some place down on Woolamai or something. Rent a holiday house, or something,” i suggested with suitable vagueness.

My secret agenda, dear Reader, is that i’m thinking of using a holiday house on Cape Woolamai as the setting for one of my fabulous novels i’m planning on writing one day.

It occurs to me that i could even claim the trip on tax, as a business expense!

So it’s all good.

Plus, with a bit of luck, the weather’ll be nice enough for swimming.

Cos swimming’s good… you know, healthy and … stuff…

Now all we need is some time when we can go on this few days away…

Yours,

Gullybogan

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Sexy aging miracle Hoshino Aki, 32, looks 21

I’m hitting the 25 milestone in 10 days, and am starting to feel a bit of a quarter-life crisis. All these thoughts of whether I’ve really made good use out of my 25 years of life keep popping up in my mind. But heck, if I age as well as Hoshino Aki, a Japanese gravure idol (something like a midway point between the censored stuff and a bikini model,) I’ll be able to pretend that I’m forever 21. As Amy said earlier, we want to keep things PG, so it took a lot of searching before I found a decent picture of Aki.

Also, apparently she said last year that she hopes to get married before she’s 40. Yeah, she’ll probably look 25 by then. Can you believe she’s 32??

Emily

P.S. The more, err, provocative pictures here.

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Pre-Drunken Recollection... Strange Things Are Afoot At Target

"You had me at logo"

On a mission to get some essentials post-soccer and pre-impromptu bar session, I stopped into the Target I used to work at AKA the Center of My Universe.  Here’s a breakdown of all things odd that occurred in a very short visit:

• Being adorned in leftover soccer attire, I entered the store and found a young lady that appeared to be wearing full soccer attire.  I witnessed a too tight yellow t-shirt, way too small black biker shorts, and sock covered shin guards black faux leather boots to her knees.  Her mother was with her and didn’t stop her from leaving the house.  This was just the beginning.
• I ran into my cousins’ aunt and uncle and they warned me about someone they had passed that I was about to run into.  I won’t spoil the upcoming surprise, but I warned them of The Boots.
• Yes, the man did look like he was wearing underwear as pants.  Gray boxer-briefs, more specifically.
• Moving forward, I saw one of my friends helping an old lady in one of the aisles, but she didn’t see me.  I proceeded to linger at the end cap, banging things on the shelf intermittently, doing the same in the next aisle.  No response.
• A mother passed by with her tween son and daughter and shunned the son with the phrase: “Here’s the stinky man aisle.”  She abandoned him, and his sister waited to mock him as he set out to pick out his first deodorant in shame.  I paused from pounding products and considered helping him – I didn’t.  He went for the cheap stuff on sale and ran out into the main aisle as his mother returned.  They rejoined the father that happened to be the MAN IN THE UNDERWEAR.
• Tired of embarrassing myself by making a small scene to get my friend to stop talking to the needy old lady, I rounded the corner on the opposite end facing her.  I realized the lady was inquiring about lady shaving products.  Specifically bikini area hair removers.  My friend looked captured, but upon seeing me, finally excused herself.

Oh Target, you complete me.

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Searching for the most naturally beautiful girl in Russia

Searching for the most naturally beautiful girl in Russia

In: Beautiful, Foreigners, Hot Women models hot russian Searching for the most naturally beautiful girl in Russia

Since 1973 Minsk has been hosting the International Beauty Contest Miss Intercontinental. The goal is to find the purist beauty in all the land. It’s less of a pageant and more of an intense audition. Photographer Anton Motolko goes behind the scenes to catch a glimpse into the moments that could change one girl’s life forever. And, let’s face it, this is Russia so there’s some serious shit on the line here, kids.

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Franzi´s Fashion Mix…Hot Summer with IMMERSCHOEN

Franzi´s Fashion Mix…Hot Summer with IMMERSCHOEN

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Franzi´s Fashion Mix - Shot and Model Franzi Osterham – Photographer in SL – Photoalbum in Flickr!

Noch haben wir Sommer, und was für einen, also rein in den Immerschoen-Laden und sehr geile Bikinis im Leder-Look gekauft! Hammerteile sag ich nur, HOT!

hurry up and jump to xstreet

presents by niciLINE

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Bikini Disasters

You know why not so many people are keen on wearing bikinis? Well, most of them feel that they don’t have the body for it. Some have developed a strange phobia of bikinis after they have witnessed a number of bikini disasters. So here are some tips on how to avoid any bikini disaster:

1. Avoid wearing see-throughs. As your bikini gets wet, see -throughs might show more than what they are supposed to. If you have a really hot see-through, try wearing underneath one of those invisible bras.
2. Make sure that your bikini fits your body just right. Tie everything (or snap on buttons) securely. One of the most common bikini disaster is strings and buttons becoming undone.
3. Nowadays, we have different bikini designs. Go for the one that suits your body. You might have the guts to wear a two-piece but if you’d look better in a one-piece or in a tankini then go for it.
4. Keep in mind that a wet suit tends to be heavier than a dry one, and because of gravity, can be fall off from your body with too much jumping and running around. Make sure that before you do any activity, you adjust your top and bikini bottom.
5. Shave! A bikini can only look sexy if there no wayward “hairs”, otherwise you’d only end up as a laughing stock.

Bikini disasters and wardrobe malfunction is something that can be avoided so you need not worry so much about it.

Till next time…Flaunt On!

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From Fashionistas, About Fashionistas, For Fashionistas

BONJOURNO!

Hello all and thank you for reading my monthly? weekly? whenever? style post. In the entry you will find:

1. Fashion Greatest Moments with various famous pieces
2. Can you say WONDERBRA?
3. Fashion Playlist

Fashion’s Greatest Moment in…

BIKINIS!

1957: Brigitte Bardot wore a bikini in the film And God Created Women. This was the first time a bikini was ever wore in a motion picture and the whole world realized this was a must-have item for women.

1960: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini the song was released and everyone who did not buy a bikini 3 years ago, are suddenly rushing to the mall to get one.

1962: Ursula Andress wore a white bikini in the James Bond movie Dr. No. and the world is in love.

1964: The monokini (only the bottom of the bikini is worn) is introduced in Europe. Ew.

1983: Carrie Fisher wore the famous gold bikini in the Stars Wars film Return of the Jedi. It is still a fantasy to many men to this day.

2002: Once again a James Bond film debuts a famous bikini scene. Halle Berry wore the orange, belted bikini in Die Another Day and the world is “shaken and stirred”.

**In fashion posts to come look for more Greatest Moments in things such as the classic little black dress and men’s white dress shirts!

WONDERBRA anyone?

The Wonderbra was brought over to the U.S. in 1994 and it is safe to say they arrived in style. In Manhattan, the Wonderbra drove in armoured cars and limos, in Miami they rolled in pink Cadillacs, in San Franisco the bra arrived by private cable car and L.A. they flew in helicopters. Models, police, body and security guards unloaded the boxes (models? yea right.) while thousands of women threw confetti and screamed. They were sold at a rate of one bra every 15 seconds!

My favourite are the slogans from the Wonderbra (: Take a read..

• Best Headline: We can talk about this calmly. -L.A. Times
• Best Wonderbra slogan: Look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me.
• Best Celebrity Comment: I swear, even I get cleavage with them. -Kate Moss

My question: Why were they so wonderful?

Fashion Playlist!

I found this list of songs that relate to fashion..I wouldn’t add all of them to my ipod but some of them are funny!

- Supermodel (You Better Work) by RuPaul

- I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

- Dress You Up by Madonna

- Glamorous by Fergie

- Rich Girls by Gwen Stefani ft. Eve

- The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh

- Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart

- Raspberry Beret by Prince

- Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes by Paul Simon (you can youtube this and get a Zimbabwe version)

- You Look Good in my Shirt by Keith Urban (I don’t understand why this song is on the playlist?)

That’s it everyone! Thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed it..

-beee

I bet deep down you will wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.

-Bridget Willard

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HOT - Porn Star Sex

I recently engaged in a conversation with someone who suggested porn stars are real flesh and blood people with stuff like thoughts and feelings.  Imagine that, you could potentially have actual real sex with one of those pieces of ass.

Pro and Con: You will always be known as the guy who had sex with a porn star.

What’s the point of having sex with a porn star if you can’t tell your friends about it?  They in turn will tell their friends … and before you know it a good chunk of the female population will consider your five minutes of infamy with a porn star (who went right to the next scene like nothing even happened) as a barrier to any sort of future intimacy with you.

The flip side of this is that if a girl knows you’ve been in porn and still wants to have sex with you, it opens up a window to have the kind of freaky sex that took down ancient Rome.

Porn star or not if something like this >>

wants to have mind blowing sex with you and is willing to not only let you film it but actually show the video to your friends…. for the all the men who will never experience such joy you MUST man you MUST!

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Gadget - Camel Toe Hider Thing

Camel Toes been getting you down?  Tired of the fabric shadow your front-butt crotch crevasse creates whilst wearing a pair of pants and minding your own business?  Then try “Cuchini”!  Get it?!?!?  Cooch and bikini?  Classic!

“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light weight material, that adheres to any under garment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc..) It eliminates the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” They cost $15 for a set of two, which is a small price to pay to get rid of the shame and public humiliation of camel toe.

I totally know what they mean.  I nom pubis all the time!  NOM NOM NOM!!!  Haha.  See?  This is fun!  I didnt see anything on their website about sizes so im not sure this will work for everyone.  Has anyone ever see the Kim Kardashian home porn video?  Her vagina looks like two submarines sailing in parallel.  If you dont konw what i mean, im saying that it’s huge!!  I couldnt even imagine that two cuchini’s would do the trick.  I have seen something that might work, though….  Hit the jump for the answer….

The cuchini looks surprisingly similar to South America.  I have a slogan and everything!

South America, though it’s not austrailia, it’s definitely got your “Land Down Under” problems all taken care of!

*rotten tomatoes fly by*  Alright, alright!! I’m leaving anyway.

 

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A Babe - Annalise Braakensiek

Hey, someone likes my babe of the Day posts. Guess I better do some more then.. after all a fan base of 1 beats… um… okay not much… It does however salve my conscience to know I’m not the only lecherous old bastard out there. So today’s woman is bought to you by the letter A, which stands for Anti-Social Ass (that’s me by the way), Assault, and Aneurism (which is what my girl has every time I make a Babes post). A also stands for Aussie babe Annalise Braakensiek.

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Out of burqa and into bikini

While the New York Times mentions the importance of women for development and the Spanish newspaper El País writes about the awful positon of women in Afghanistan, miss Venezuela wins the Miss Universe elections for the second time. This whole miss-business seems a folly to me. The girls often are university students, part of the contest is answering questions, in order to ‘prove’ that it is not a cattle fair, I suppose. But in the end it is all about looks and measures and it is humiliating. I don’t understand how a university student can come to the decision to participate in a miss something contest. I also think that no woman should ever participate in that circus, because we already came to the conclusion that women have lots of abilities outside the household and beauty, didn’t we?

So why on the one hand state that women are important for development and want them get out of their burqa and on the other hand help them into a tiny bikini? As I wrote in my first blog on women in Colombia and Afghanistan I think that it is part of the same way of thinking on women. They are a sexual object. Only the consequence is different. One part decides to hide her from the world and the other wants to show as much as possible of her.

I plead for an abolition of all beauty contests and full attention to improve women’s position in the whole world. That doesn’t mean that physical beauty is not important, but let every woman and every man decide for themselves what they like about women or men. 90-60-90 hardly exists, so why bother about this and feel frustrated?  Let us not impose measures.

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KESKIVIIKKO VOLTRON KAMERAHOROT,,BIG BROTHER ALKAA,,

JEEE MEILLÄ ON KOTIBILEET!!!!NYT KREISIBAILATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!,,,PIDETÄÄN HAUSKAA!!!!!!

Suomen lippu ei ole kansainvälisissä rockkuvioissa mikä tahansa lippu, vaan siitä on noussut Yhdysvaltain lipun kaltainen symboli, kertoo The 69 Eyes -yhtyeen laulaja Jyrki 69 Mitä Suomi on -verkkopalvelussa.

SIIS KYLLÄHÄN SUOMESTA TULEE VITUN KOVAA JA MAAILMALLA ARVOSTETTUU ROCKKII METALLII,,VITTU KAIKKI AMORPHIS, NIGHTWISH, 69 EYES JA HIMIT,,,MUTTA ONKOHAN TOI “ROCKSYMBOLI” KUITENKI VÄHÄ LIIKAA HAHAHAA,,,,,HYVÄ SUOMI ROK ROK!!!!

TOI KOIRA ON NIIN VITUN MESSISSÄ….

NIIN..

MMMM,,,mmmm,,JOTKUT SANOO ETTÄ ANANAS EI SOVI PIZZAAN VITTU MUN MIELESTÄ TOIO IHA TÄYDELLISTÄ…!!!!!! JA VITTU AURAJUUSTOO ISOSTI KANS!!!!!!!!!

TRACEYN MILF KAKKUA,,,,TON KAKUN VOISKI OTTAA NAAMAAN,,,,MOTORBOAT,,BRLBRLBRLBRLL,,,EIKU VITTU TÄH..EEEEEIIIIIIIIIII,,,,,,,,

NONI,,,NYTO KANYE WESTIN KALJUFRIIKKI-MUIJAKAVERI AMBER ROSE NÄYTTÄNY TISSITKI,,ON TOI KYLLÄ TIÄXÄÄ JÄRJETÖN PAKKAUS!!! OHA TOI TON KALJU-LETTIPOLITIIKKA AIKA MIELENKIINTONEN MUTTA SIIS TOI TON KROPPAHAN ON IHA ÄLYTÖN!!!!!!!HYVÄT TISSIT JA IHA JÄRJETÖN PERSE!!!! VITTU ONNEX OLKOO KANYE!!!!,,,

OHOO MITÄ MAINOSTA KIA PAINANU MENEE,,,VITTU HELMEE,,,

JOS MÄÄ OLISIN KITARISTI MULLA OLIS TOMMONEN KITARANAUHA….HELEMI,,

AIVITTU JOKU OTTANU SÖÖTTIÄ BRITNEY SPEARS TATTOOTA,,BRITNEY SPEARS PRESIDENTIX!!!! JA PETRI NYGÅRD EDUSKUNTAAN!!!!! MULLE SAA ANTAA VAALITUKEE,,,,

NAISTENTENNIS ON VAA VITTU PARASTA,,,,

VITTU,,,UPEETA!!!!,,PARAS KOHTA OLI KU TOI LÄSKI KAATU,,,

Ruotsin kingit tuli Tampereelle nääs

Ruotsin kuningas Kaarle XVI Kustaa ja kuningatar Silvia ovat saapuneet Tampereelle.

KÖYHÄT KYYKKYYN KUNINGAS ON TÄÄLÄ….HEJA SWERIGE,,,

JOS MÄÄ VOITAN LOTOSSA MÄÄ PERUSTAN HOOTERS BREASTAURANTIT SUOMEEN VITTU!!!!!SIIPIÄ+KALJAA+TISSIÄ+BURGEII+PERSEITÄ+,,,,,,,!!!!!!

MUA VITUTAA KU JENGI TULEE AINA TONNE KONEESEEN AIVAN VITUN LIIAN ISOILLA LAUKUILLA VITTU!!!IHAN PAKKO!!!

Big Brother -talo alkaa taas kiehua ensi viiikon keskiviikkona. Nähdäänkö tällä kertaa taas hurjaa kännäilyä, alastomia vartaloita, suhinaa peiton alla ja väsynyttä läpänheittoa?

NOVITTU YLLÄTTÄMÄÄN JA YLLÄTTÄMÄÄN???,,,SIIS MITÄ VITTUA ,,SEHÄN TÄSSÄ SARJASSA ON HIENOO JA HELPPOO KU JOS ASUKKAAT ALKAA KÄYDÄ TYLSÄX NIIN HEITETÄÄ NE VITTUU SIELTÄ,,ELI TEKIJÄT PYSTYY MUOKKAAN TÄTÄ KOKOAJAN PERIAATTEESSA,,,,EIKÖHÄN TÄSTÄKI KAUDESTA TUU IHA MIELENKIINTONEN JA OMANLAISENSA,,,!!KUHAN VAA MUMMOT PITÄÄ TURVAT KIINNI JA MITÄÄ LAPSELLISIA KIROILUKIELTOJA EI OLE,,,!!,,,

MEILLE TAVIXILLE SE ALKAA SIIS TÄNÄÄ!!!,,,TOHON 24/7 SETTIIN MÄÄ EN VITTU LÄHE,,,!!! SITTE EI TULIS VITTU MISTÄÄ MITÄÄ KU KYYLÄIS SITÄ VAA JAKU MUN PITÄS KAI JOKU LEVYKI JA VIDEOITAKI TEHÄ!!!!,,,KAIKKEE NÄYTTÄÄ TAAS OLEVAN,,,BLONDII, JUNTTIA, LÄSKII,NUORTA,HOTTISTA, ETNISTÄ,MUMMOO,NÖRTTIÄ,HOMOO,,,HMMMMM,,,SAANÄHÄ,,

KUKA OLI EKA?? JOO KYÄNÄÄ ÄIJÄT TIÄXÄÄ OLI EKA!!! EIKÄ JENNIFER LOPEZ !!!!!

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