You know why not so many people are keen on wearing bikinis? Well, most of them feel that they don’t have the body for it. Some have developed a strange phobia of bikinis after they have witnessed a number of bikini disasters. So here are some tips on how to avoid any bikini disaster:
Avoid wearing see-throughs. As your bikini gets wet, see -throughs might show more than what they are supposed to. If you have a really hot see-through, try wearing underneath one of those invisible bras.
Make sure that your bikini fits your body just right. Tie everything (or snap on buttons) securely. One of the most common bikini disaster is strings and buttons becoming undone.
Nowadays, we have different bikini designs. Go for the one that suits your body. You might have the guts to wear a two-piece but if you’d look better in a one-piece or in a tankini then go for it.
Keep in mind that a wet suit tends to be heavier than a dry one, and because of gravity, can be fall off from your body with too much jumping and running around. Make sure that before you do any activity, you adjust your top and bikini bottom.
Shave! A bikini can only look sexy if there no wayward “hairs”, otherwise you’d only end up as a laughing stock.
Bikini disasters and wardrobe malfunction is something that can be avoided so you need not worry so much about it.
Hello all and thank you for reading my monthly? weekly? whenever? style post. In the entry you will find:
Fashion Greatest Moments with various famous pieces
Can you say WONDERBRA?
Fashion Playlist
Fashion’s Greatest Moment in…
BIKINIS!
1957: Brigitte Bardot wore a bikini in the film And God Created Women. This was the first time a bikini was ever wore in a motion picture and the whole world realized this was a must-have item for women.
1960: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini the song was released and everyone who did not buy a bikini 3 years ago, are suddenly rushing to the mall to get one.
1962: Ursula Andress wore a white bikini in the James Bond movie Dr. No. and the world is in love.
1964: The monokini (only the bottom of the bikini is worn) is introduced in Europe. Ew.
1983: Carrie Fisher wore the famous gold bikini in the Stars Wars film Return of the Jedi. It is still a fantasy to many men to this day.
2002: Once again a James Bond film debuts a famous bikini scene. Halle Berry wore the orange, belted bikini in Die Another Day and the world is “shaken and stirred”.
**In fashion posts to come look for more Greatest Moments in things such as the classic little black dress and men’s white dress shirts!
WONDERBRA anyone?
The Wonderbra was brought over to the U.S. in 1994 and it is safe to say they arrived in style. In Manhattan, the Wonderbra drove in armoured cars and limos, in Miami they rolled in pink Cadillacs, in San Franisco the bra arrived by private cable car and L.A. they flew in helicopters. Models, police, body and security guards unloaded the boxes (models? yea right.) while thousands of women threw confetti and screamed. They were sold at a rate of one bra every 15 seconds!
My favourite are the slogans from the Wonderbra (: Take a read..
Best Headline: We can talk about this calmly. -L.A. Times
Best Wonderbra slogan: Look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me.
Best Celebrity Comment: I swear, even I get cleavage with them. -Kate Moss
My question: Why were they so wonderful?
Fashion Playlist!
I found this list of songs that relate to fashion..I wouldn’t add all of them to my ipod but some of them are funny!
- Supermodel (You Better Work) by RuPaul
- I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
- Dress You Up by Madonna
- Glamorous by Fergie
- Rich Girls by Gwen Stefani ft. Eve
- The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh
- Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart
- Raspberry Beret by Prince
- Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes by Paul Simon (you can youtube this and get a Zimbabwe version)
- You Look Good in my Shirt by Keith Urban (I don’t understand why this song is on the playlist?)
That’s it everyone! Thank you for reading and hope you enjoyed it..
-beee
I bet deep down you will wish your mom would take you clothes shopping every August for the new school year.
I recently engaged in a conversation with someone who suggested porn stars are real flesh and blood people with stuff like thoughts and feelings. Imagine that, you could potentially have actual real sex with one of those pieces of ass.
Pro and Con: You will always be known as the guy who had sex with a porn star. What’s the point of having sex with a porn star if you can’t tell your friends about it? They in turn will tell their friends … and before you know it a good chunk of the female population will consider your five minutes of infamy with a porn star (who went right to the next scene like nothing even happened) as a barrier to any sort of future intimacy with you.
The flip side of this is that if a girl knows you’ve been in porn and still wants to have sex with you, it opens up a window to have the kind of freaky sex that took down ancient Rome.
Porn star or not if something like this >> wants to have mind blowing sex with you and is willing to not only let you film it but actually show the video to your friends…. for the all the men who will never experience such joy you MUST man you MUST!
Camel Toes been getting you down? Tired of the fabric shadow your front-butt crotch crevasse creates whilst wearing a pair of pants and minding your own business? Then try “Cuchini”! Get it?!?!? Cooch and bikini? Classic!
“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light weight material, that adheres to any under garment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc..) It eliminates the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” They cost $15 for a set of two, which is a small price to pay to get rid of the shame and public humiliation of camel toe.
I totally know what they mean. I nom pubis all the time! NOM NOM NOM!!! Haha. See? This is fun! I didnt see anything on their website about sizes so im not sure this will work for everyone. Has anyone ever see the Kim Kardashian home porn video? Her vagina looks like two submarines sailing in parallel. If you dont konw what i mean, im saying that it’s huge!! I couldnt even imagine that two cuchini’s would do the trick. I have seen something that might work, though…. Hit the jump for the answer….
The cuchini looks surprisingly similar to South America. I have a slogan and everything!
South America, though it’s not austrailia, it’s definitely got your “Land Down Under” problems all taken care of!
Hey, someone likes my babe of the Day posts. Guess I better do some more then.. after all a fan base of 1 beats… um… okay not much… It does however salve my conscience to know I’m not the only lecherous old bastard out there. So today’s woman is bought to you by the letter A, which stands for Anti-Social Ass (that’s me by the way), Assault, and Aneurism (which is what my girl has every time I make a Babes post). A also stands for Aussie babe Annalise Braakensiek.
While the New York Times mentions the importance of women for development and the Spanish newspaper El País writes about the awful positon of women in Afghanistan, miss Venezuela wins the Miss Universe elections for the second time. This whole miss-business seems a folly to me. The girls often are university students, part of the contest is answering questions, in order to ‘prove’ that it is not a cattle fair, I suppose. But in the end it is all about looks and measures and it is humiliating. I don’t understand how a university student can come to the decision to participate in a miss something contest. I also think that no woman should ever participate in that circus, because we already came to the conclusion that women have lots of abilities outside the household and beauty, didn’t we?
So why on the one hand state that women are important for development and want them get out of their burqa and on the other hand help them into a tiny bikini? As I wrote in my first blog on women in Colombia and Afghanistan I think that it is part of the same way of thinking on women. They are a sexual object. Only the consequence is different. One part decides to hide her from the world and the other wants to show as much as possible of her.
I plead for an abolition of all beauty contests and full attention to improve women’s position in the whole world. That doesn’t mean that physical beauty is not important, but let every woman and every man decide for themselves what they like about women or men. 90-60-90 hardly exists, so why bother about this and feel frustrated? Let us not impose measures.
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