Camel Toes been getting you down? Tired of the fabric shadow your front-butt crotch crevasse creates whilst wearing a pair of pants and minding your own business? Then try “Cuchini”! Get it?!?!? Cooch and bikini? Classic!
“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light weight material, that adheres to any under garment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc..) It eliminates the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” They cost $15 for a set of two, which is a small price to pay to get rid of the shame and public humiliation of camel toe.
I totally know what they mean. I nom pubis all the time! NOM NOM NOM!!! Haha. See? This is fun! I didnt see anything on their website about sizes so im not sure this will work for everyone. Has anyone ever see the Kim Kardashian home porn video? Her vagina looks like two submarines sailing in parallel. If you dont konw what i mean, im saying that it’s huge!! I couldnt even imagine that two cuchini’s would do the trick. I have seen something that might work, though…. Hit the jump for the answer….
The cuchini looks surprisingly similar to South America. I have a slogan and everything!
South America, though it’s not austrailia, it’s definitely got your “Land Down Under” problems all taken care of!
*rotten tomatoes fly by* Alright, alright!! I’m leaving anyway.
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