Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ameican Burqa

This is something that has been pissing me off for a long time, and it pisses me off that every single woman in America isn’t pissed about this.

I’ll start illustrating my point by asking a question. Why isn’t it a federal law that Muslim women have to wear their burqas? Anyone can answer that. Separation of church and state. It’s not the government’s responsibility to enforce religious taboos with fines, jail time, or permanent criminal records. Plus, as far as the issue of enforcing the Burqas go, every American knows that being able to wear what you want is such a basic human right that it should go without saying. That’s why Americans were so pissed off that the Taliban government in Afghanistan was forcing women to cover themselves.

Now let’s test how free we are in America. Try walking down the street with no shirt on. Won’t be a problem for me. I’ll get a tan. If you’re a woman you’ll be arrested, fined, and be given a criminal record. Why? Is there a functional reason why your chest is dangerous? No. It’d take a maniac to even suggest there is. Exposing your chest is just a religious taboo that’s enforced by law. So much for basic human rights, freedom, or separation of church and state.

Ladies, next time you go to the beach take a marker and write this across your bathing suit top in big letters, “THIS IS MY BURQA.”

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Celebrity Bikinis

Although most of us have to contend with a less than perfect body, we are still entitled to wearing whatever bikini we are comfortable in.  There are a variety of styles to accommodate our body shapes and sizes from the skimpy micro bikinis to the full coverage camkini or tankini bikinis. 

We don’t have to look like a model to wear a bikini.  However, I thought it would be interesting to note some of the celebrities and models in theirs.  Let’s have a look at 27 beautiful women who have all made a name for themselves in one way or another and reveal some skin in their bikinis.  They appear in alphabetical order with birth date and brief entry about how they made it into stardom.  

1. Jessica Alba was Born April 28, 1981 and made her first public appearance at the age of 13.  She has posed for various magazines and was on the cover of the May 2006 issue of Playboy. 

2. Jennifer Aniston was born February 11, 1969 and became most popular for her role in Friends.  The bikini color combination really doesn’t do her much justice.

3. Kate Beckinsale was born July 26, 1973.  Her career primarily began in 1991 when she appeared in various movie roles such as Pearl Harbor.

4. Halle Berry, born August 14, 1966, began her career in 1989 and is considered one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood.  She is one hot looking women.

5. Valerie Bertinelli, born April 23, 1960, made her public entrance through One Day at a Time in 1975. She recently was on the cover of People magazine for her accomplishments in weight loss.  Congratulations Valerie.

6. Jessica Biel was born March 3, 1982 started her career in 1996 and became popular for her role in 7th Heaven.

7. Kelly Brook, born November 23, 1979, began a modelling career at the age of 16 and has appeared in many popular magazines and has ranked among the top 10 sexiest women in the world.  Can totally see why.

8. Gisele Bundchen was born July 20, 1980.  Her interest in modelling began at the age of 13.  She is now the highest paid model world wide and was entered in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the richest supermodel.  That is quite an accomplishment.

9. Elisha Cuthbert was born in Calgary Alberta (a neighbouring province – yah) November 30, 1982 and started her television career in 1996 with Are You Afraid of the Dark.  Absolutely love her bikini.

10. Cameron Diaz, born August 30, 1972, was active in the fashion model industry beginning in 1988 at the age of 16.  Her body sizzles.

11. Katherine Heigl was born November 24, 1978 and began her acting career in 1992.  At the age of 9, she was a child model and has since appeared in many different magazines.  Sensual and seductive – very nice.

12. Kathy Ireland was born March 20, 1963. Her modelling career began at the age of 17 and was featured yearly in the Swimsuit Issue until 1996.  Very beautiful woman.

13. Scarlett Johansson, born November 22, 1984, became known in 1998 for her role in The Horse Whisperer but appeared in films as early as 1994. In 2008, her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, was released.  Sorry to say, but she really needs a tan.

14. Kim Kardashian was born October 21, 1980. She appeared in Playboy in 2007 while her acting career launched in 2008.  Great looking body.

15. Beyonce Knowles was born September 4, 1981 and became well known in the music industry 1997 but had been actively singing since 1993 with Destiny’s Child. She also began appearing in the film industry in 2001.  Very sexy.

16. Evangeline Lilly was born in Fort Saskatchewan Alberta (another Canadian) on August 3, 1979. She appeared on Television in 2002 and in the film industry in 2003 but became most popular with the series Lost in 2004.  She too could use a tan and a bikini style that would camouflage her boyish figure.

17. Lindsay Lohan, born July 2, 1986, started as a child fashion model at the age of 3 and began making television appearances at the age of 10. She also decided to branch into the music industry and released her first album in 2004.

18. Christina Milian was born September 26, 1981 also known as Christine Flores.  She made her public debut through commercials at the age of 9.  In 2002, her musical talents were revealed and in 1996 began making appearances in the film industry.  She is a hot looking lady.

19. Sienna Miller, born December 28, 1981, rounded out her career with acting, modelling and fashion designing which began in 2001.

20. Heidi Montag was born September 15, 1986 and is active in reality television and the music industry.   Her role in Laguna Beach in 2005 was the beginning of her career.  Great bikini.

21. Audrina Patridge, born May 9, 1985, was also involved in reality television and acting.  Her career took off in 2006 after the show The Hills was aired.  I think pink is a great color on her.

22. Denise Richards, born February 17, 1971, started appearing in films in 1993.  Her fashion modelling career began out of high school before her presence on television.

23. Tara Reid, born November 8, 1975, began acting at the age of 9. She starred in afterschool specials throughout her teens.  In 1998, she shifted into the movie industry.  Personally, I think she’s too skinny.

24. Nicolette Sheridan was born November 21, 1963.  Her acting career launched in 1984 but wasn’t really noticed until 1986 for her role in Knots Landing.  I totally love her character in Desparate Housewives.  Looks great at the age of 45.

25. Britney Spears was born December 2, 1981 and is most commonly known throughout the music industry.  She debuted on Star Search in 1992 but didn’t release her first single until 1998. She was also seen in the film industry as early as 1991.

26. Charlize Theron, born August 7, 1975, made her way into modelling at the age of 16 which evolved into a career in acting in 1995.  She could use a bikini that gives her a little more volume on top to balance out her petite figure.

27. Laura Vandervoort was born in Toronto, Ontario September 22, 1984.  Her acting career began at the age of 13.  She has appeared in several commercials and became more popular in the film industry in 1997.  Her bikini choice looks great for her body size and shape.

So, there we have it.  Some of the hottest celebrities in bikinis.  If you had to pick the top three, who would they be?  

Statistical data obtained through Wikipedia.

Bayan Lazer Epilasyon

epilasyon

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON ÖNCESİ DİKKAT EDİLMESİ GEREKENLER;

Bayanlar, lazer epilasyon yaptırmaya başlamadan üç hafta öncesine kadar kökten kıl almamaları gerekir.

Lazer epilasyona gelmeden önce aşırı uzamış olan kıllar varsa yüzde makas yardımı ile, vücutta jilet ile kısaltılmış olmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon uygulanmadan iki hafta öncesine kadar aşırı güneşte kalınmaması ve solaryuma girilmemesi gerekir.

Lazer epilasyon yapılacak olan bölgedeki kıllarda sarartma yapılmaması gerekir.

Lazer epilasyon yapılacak olan bölge temiz olmalı ve makyajsız olmalıdır.

Son altı ay içerisinde roaccutane kullanmış olan bayanlara lazer epilasyon yapılmaz.

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON YAPILAN BÖLGELER

Bacak
Kol
Koltukaltı
Bikini Bölgeleri
Genital Bölge
Göbek
Yüz

(Göz çukuru haricinde tüm bölgelere uygulanabilir.)

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON SEANS BİLGİLERİ

Bayanlarda vücut bölgeleri lazer epilasyonu 4 ila 6 seans, yüz bölgesi lazer epilasyonu ise ortalama 6 ila 12 seans sürmektedir.

Bayanlarda ortalama seans süreleri;

Kol (20dk.)
Tüm Bacak (45dk.)
Yarım Bacak (20dk.)
Genital (20dk.)
Koltukaltı (5dk.)
Göğüs ucu (5dk.)
Tüm vücut (1,5 saat)
Tüm yüz (10dk.)
Dudak üstü (5dk.)
Çene (5dk.)

BAYANLARDA LAZER EPİLASYON SONRASI DİKKAT EDİLMESİ GEREKENLER;

Bazı bayanların cildi hassas bir yapıya sahip olabilir. Hassas cilt yapısına sahip bayanlarda lazer epilasyon sonrası hafif kızarıklıklar oluşabilmektedir. Ancak bu durum bir gün içerisinde normale dönmektedir.

Lazer epilasyon uygulamasından sonra hafif bir duş alınabilir, ancak vücudu tahriş edebilecek uygulamalardan (kese, peeling gibi) bir hafta süreyle uzak kaçınılmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon uygulandıktan sonra üç gün süre ile yoğun güneş ışığından korunulmalı, güneşe çıkılacaksa koruma faktörlü kremler kullanılmalıdır.

Lazer epilasyon seanslarına düzenli olarak gelinmeli ve uzmanların tavsiyelerine mutlaka uyulmalıdır.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Eva Longoria: Diet And Workout

Of all the Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria spends the most time in a bikini, lingerie or sometimes just a towel, and occasionally not even that. If you are planning to attain a curvaceous and toned body like Eva Longoria, then you should lead a healthy lifestyle, as follows.

Nutrition Plan
Eva Longoria doesn’t diet, she simply eats healthy foods. She loves to snack on fresh fruits and vegetables. She admits to enjoying such …

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http://www.sevafrica.com/HealthWellness/Eva-Longoria.shtml

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Sophie Monk On Her Grind

For those that don’t know who this babe is, she is Sophie Monk. Sophie is from Australia and started out as a singer in the girl band Bardot and then broke away Timberlake style and started her own solo career. She then went into film and now she can currently be seen on your computer screen. Do you need to know any more about her? Not right now you don’t. All you need to know is that sugar looks good on rollerblades.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Yaxeni Takes a Micro-Bikini Break!

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Monday, October 5, 2009

Kim Kardashian swears off Sex Tapes


Over the last few months, Kim Kardashian has been shoved out
of the spotlight by her own family.
Sister Khloe got married to Lamar Odom;
sister Kourtney got impregnated by Scott Disick.

As she struggles to recapture headlines, many have naturally wondered:
Will Kim star in another sex tape?


Kim Kardashian sex tapes

After all, her publicized banging of Ray J is the reason
Kim and her family have risen to such annoying levels of fame.

However, in the November issue of Cosmopolitan, Kardashian has bad news
for horny young men everywhere. Asked about her amateur porn career, she said:
“I was devastated, but when something negative happens,
I pick myself up and move on… and I don’t make the same mistake twice.”

Then again, this could simply imply Kim will be on top next time.
Meanwhile, Kim appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last week;
ironically, the interview took place during the same night Dave
revealed his former relationship with Stephanie Birkitt.

During the program, Kardashian defended her step-brother Brody…
and the African diamond industry.
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College Girls Go Hoochie Again!!

The day approacheth, when shadows grow long, lost spirits roam the earth, and the comely young maidens of the learned places doth remove their vestments…

…To reveal their flesh and don the guises of the women of easy virtue…

Halloween Hoochie Girls!

Yes, and now that it’s almost Halloween, College Girls are getting ready to dress like hookers once again.

And can you tell that the editor of the GoHoochie blog just saw Jude Law playing Hamlet?