As you’re surely or not very aware, the mid-Atlantic region of the U.S. was bombarded with a snowstorm of record proportions this past weekend. Oftentimes after a bombardment of snow, the snow accumulation will make travel by vehicle nearly impossible (see my friend’s car in Washington D.C. below… or see where it should be):
Looks like a job for Mr. Plow
If your car looks like above there’s a fairly good chance you’ll be off from work, especially if you’re a teacher or work for the government. I’d like to offer a few ideas to Napkinville Nation on how to ensure you have a fun snow day if you’re stuck at your house.
1) Get in your bikinis and go play with your dog. Your dog will think playing in the snow is the best thing since sliced Alpo, your neighbors will enjoy a free peep show and there’s a good possibility you get pneumonia – a win-win-win situation. Be sure to take lots of pictures like my neighbors:
Snow Angels
2) But you can’t stay outside in your bikinis forever. Once inside, the most productive thing you can possibly do with your free time is give a friend a mohawk. That’s just what we did to my roommate, who actually it turns out can rock a badass hawk:
"The Stegosaurus"
3) Last but not least, to amplify the fun level, make sure these activities are accompanied with a borderline-excessive amount alcohol. Or crack.
